tree sperm fuckfest

Yes, it's that season again, when spirits are high and the temperature's risin' and all the funny little creatures come out and give it a go. You can feel it in your bones and that restless feeling trickle down your spine, you know it's time to let yourself loose. Ah but don't forget the trees, the weeds, the grass, the flowers. It's really their time to shine this season. And they're really letting it all out, ALL OUT IN MY FACE!!!!!! That's right kids, allergy season, and they're raping my face, all up in there.

And somehow somewhere a cold virus infiltrated the tree spooge that happened to my face. And now I'm coughing, sniffling, aching, and scratching my eyes out.

Allergies + Cold = not cool.