violation

Since winter is fast approaching, and this has happened countless times with various people, I feel the need to give an official warning here.

I understand that it's possibly a fundamental flaw in human brain mechanics that compels a person to instinctively pull, very hard, on wavy long items. But just a friendly reminder, I'm innately NOT fond of being choked. So if you can please, in the future, refrain from grabbing and tugging hard at the scarf that is tightly wrapped around my neck to get my attention. Especially when I'm trying to run (in the opposite direction of you) away from a maddened turkey.

Thank you for your attention.