spoiling brat
people have actually dared to ask me (*gasp*) when i am going to have kids of my own. i very honestly tell them, "probably never". because i know better than anyone else what kind of a child i was, and how much ruckus and pure hell i brought with me when i came into this world. i don't want to put myself (or the poor man i duped into marrying me) through the sort of things my parents had to go through. it would be cruel and unusual punishment.
one out of the two of my younger siblings, on the other hand, was a very good and easy child. but most of our offsprings will mostly, probably take after my sister and i when they're older.
but for now, this is where i come in. *evil maniacal cackling*
i figure i can spoil my niece as much as humanly possible, and let the parents deal with the consequences. i want to be the cool aunt loved by all my nephews/nieces, while the parents dole out the necessary discipline. what a sweet deal! i have yet to continue those dastardly acts of spoiling.
my plans involved sweets, candies, toys galore. oh, and tons of crayons and markers with which they can draw and color on paper... and on tables, floors, walls... and i also got them some baseball & bat / basketball / soccer ball with which they can break various glass around the house. because you know, nothing is as much fun as the sound of something breaking accompanied by squeals of childish joy. oh, and i almost forgot -- i shall need to get the little ones tons of toilet paper. i can teach them the Zen of TP.
i think it's very cool. life is much more interesting that way, no?
(parents, be afraid, be very afraid)
haha really, i shouldn't have kids. at the rate i'm going, karma is definitely out to get me. not surprising after all this mischief i brewed up, making it hard for other parents and all.
one out of the two of my younger siblings, on the other hand, was a very good and easy child. but most of our offsprings will mostly, probably take after my sister and i when they're older.
but for now, this is where i come in. *evil maniacal cackling*
i figure i can spoil my niece as much as humanly possible, and let the parents deal with the consequences. i want to be the cool aunt loved by all my nephews/nieces, while the parents dole out the necessary discipline. what a sweet deal! i have yet to continue those dastardly acts of spoiling.
my plans involved sweets, candies, toys galore. oh, and tons of crayons and markers with which they can draw and color on paper... and on tables, floors, walls... and i also got them some baseball & bat / basketball / soccer ball with which they can break various glass around the house. because you know, nothing is as much fun as the sound of something breaking accompanied by squeals of childish joy. oh, and i almost forgot -- i shall need to get the little ones tons of toilet paper. i can teach them the Zen of TP.
i think it's very cool. life is much more interesting that way, no?
(parents, be afraid, be very afraid)
haha really, i shouldn't have kids. at the rate i'm going, karma is definitely out to get me. not surprising after all this mischief i brewed up, making it hard for other parents and all.
