post flight
The plane just lands and already I’m in full rage of human stupidity…
1. Dear rusher. Honestly, if you’re the last guy to get out of the plane, the air hostess wont lock you up inside the plane and torture you for days on end and then fly you back to wherever you came from. They will make sure that everyone gets out eventually. Rushing to wards the still locked doors and knocking several people over while they’re trying to retrieve their overhead baggage in the process wont win you any trophies. It might however, win you a smaller, crushed-by-luggage brain than you have right now.
2. Dear person who left their boot print on my luggage. If I ever find you and match your shoes to the print on my bag, I’ll ring the shampoo out of my pajamas into your eyes and then make you drink the remainder after you’re blind.
3. Dear pusher-inerer. Thank you for reminding me that in this world, you cannot assume the most common of common sense in people.
4. Dear retards. Why are people like you in the airport anyways? Other countries don’t want you there either.
On the other hand…
1. Dear customs guy. Although you took painfully long and waiting for you was tedious, You were friendly in the good ol’ Aussie way. Thanks for making me smile for the first time since my foot touched the ground.
2. Dear Car. Awesome to be behind the wheel again!
3. Dear Bed. *snuggles*
4. Dear People. *waves* And just cos I’m not armed with presents to throw at you and run, doesn’t mean you get to beat me up.
Great to be back!
1. Dear rusher. Honestly, if you’re the last guy to get out of the plane, the air hostess wont lock you up inside the plane and torture you for days on end and then fly you back to wherever you came from. They will make sure that everyone gets out eventually. Rushing to wards the still locked doors and knocking several people over while they’re trying to retrieve their overhead baggage in the process wont win you any trophies. It might however, win you a smaller, crushed-by-luggage brain than you have right now.
2. Dear person who left their boot print on my luggage. If I ever find you and match your shoes to the print on my bag, I’ll ring the shampoo out of my pajamas into your eyes and then make you drink the remainder after you’re blind.
3. Dear pusher-inerer. Thank you for reminding me that in this world, you cannot assume the most common of common sense in people.
4. Dear retards. Why are people like you in the airport anyways? Other countries don’t want you there either.
On the other hand…
1. Dear customs guy. Although you took painfully long and waiting for you was tedious, You were friendly in the good ol’ Aussie way. Thanks for making me smile for the first time since my foot touched the ground.
2. Dear Car. Awesome to be behind the wheel again!
3. Dear Bed. *snuggles*
4. Dear People. *waves* And just cos I’m not armed with presents to throw at you and run, doesn’t mean you get to beat me up.
Great to be back!
