on a day called christmas

it isn't midnight yet so we can't confirm if Santa has a different outfit to wear to Australia. but if he decided to go the usual costume, i think he might die of dehydration.

actually, it's quite possible that he did die of dehydration several years ago when some aged people were reported to have died due to the heat. he probably stumbled into some people's chimney and died on the way down.

i'm soooo evil. i don't have high expectations, i've even left my chimney without cookies and milk. he needs to diet anyway. it would have been a better option for me to leave some supplements and appetite suppressor for the guy.

anywho, no matter what, if you see a dodgy fat old man near your chimney, call the police! you know... just in case...