my favorite fairytale
once upon a time,
a guy asked a girl...
"will you marry me?"
the girl said, "NO!"
and the girl lived happily ever after.
she went shopping, dancing, drinking, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had fun with whomever she pleases... never argued, traveled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, watched chick flicks, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and does anything to her heart's content at all times.
the end.
a guy asked a girl...
"will you marry me?"
the girl said, "NO!"
and the girl lived happily ever after.
she went shopping, dancing, drinking, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had fun with whomever she pleases... never argued, traveled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, watched chick flicks, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and does anything to her heart's content at all times.
the end.
